we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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