You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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