pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Randomize
