shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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