new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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