Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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