This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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