so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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