I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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