I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
