I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Dear god my vagina.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
