You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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