Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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