How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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