The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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