absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
