I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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