You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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