I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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