im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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