I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He felt like a one man threesome
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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