I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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