oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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