yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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