i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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