Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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