I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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