hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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