do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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