His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
youre lurking in front of me
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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