And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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