If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Randomize