my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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