at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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