I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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