That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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