I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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