Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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