who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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