he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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