I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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