We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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