Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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