If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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