Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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