We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
40s are totally the cure
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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