Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
is that a dick in a sweater?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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