This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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