I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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