remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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