Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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