508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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