Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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