So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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