Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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