he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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