I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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