I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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