Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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