I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I could fuck to npr.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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